G                                                         C
I don't think about you baby, I don't really miss you at all
G                                                   C
I don't sit back and wonder if or if it isn't my fault, no
         G
I don't lie awake at night rewindin' your goodbyes
        C
Come to think about it, I'm better off

[Chorus]
         G
I'm as sober as a drunk
         C
I'm as high as rock bottom
Em                            D                C
Free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar hopin' you walk in
            G
My mind is clear as a cloud
         C
I'm as happy as a teardrop
Em                              D                          C
Rollin' off my cheek into my drink whenever I think about you and somebody new in love
         G                       C
I'm as sober as a drunk, whoa oh oh

[Verse 2]
G                                                  C
If I called you 12 times last night, it was an accident
G                                                       C
I was really tryna hit the next number on my favorites list
Em                                     D                            C
I didn't buy a bunch of shots for your friends and talk a lot about how I want you back again

[Chorus]
         G
I'm as sober as a drunk
         C
I'm as high as rock bottom
Em                            D                C
Free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar hopin' you walk in
            G
My mind is clear as a cloud
         C
I'm as happy as a teardrop
Em                              D                          C
Rollin' off my cheek into my drink whenever I think about you and somebody new in love
         G                       C
I'm as sober as a drunk, whoa oh oh

[Chorus]
         G
I'm as sober as a drunk
         C
I'm as high as rock bottom
Em                            D                C
Free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar hopin' you walk in
            G
My mind is clear as a cloud
         C
I'm as happy as a teardrop
Em                              D                          C
Rollin' off my cheek into my drink whenever I think about you and somebody new in love
Em                              D                          C
Rollin' off my cheek into my drink whenever I think about you and somebody new in love
         G                       C
I'm as sober as a drunk, whoa oh oh
         G                       C
I'm as sober as a drunk, whoa oh oh
G                                                      C
I don't think about you baby, I don't really miss you at all