G        A  D
Got a 2 dollar 99 styrofoam cooler
G           A        D
It gets the job done right
          G             A      D
When it’s iced down and ready, thinks it’s a Yeti
G         A      D
Man it’ll go all night


      G       A         D
Got a pontoon boat tied up at the lake
         G           A      D
It’s the black sheep of the dock
      G         A           D
Put a kegerator on it, I’ll be, doggone it
G          A            D
Damn thing rides like a yacht


[Chorus]
   G                A       D
No matter where you are, no matter what you’re doin'
G           A         D
One thing’s perfectly clear
     G           A         D             Bm
It’s hard not to see it, I think we all agree that
G            A           D
Everything’s better with beer


        G           A             D
Ain’t a red blooded blue collared God fearin cowboy
G             A        D
Truck driving hippie I know
      G           A        D
Who’d look you in the eye, pop top a cold one
    G               A        D
And try to tell you it ain’t so

[Chorus]
   G                A       D
No matter where you are, no matter what you’re doin'
G           A         D
One thing’s perfectly clear
     G           A         D             Bm
It’s hard not to see it, I think we all agree that
G            A           D
Everything’s better with beer


     G            A   D
Yeah weddings and funerals
    G        A      D
Old saw dust dance halls
G               A             D
Bleacher sittin ditch diggin, Friday night frog giggin
G            A           D
Everything’s better with beer

[Chorus]
   G                A       D
No matter where you are, no matter what you’re doin'
G           A         D
One thing’s perfectly clear
     G           A         D             Bm
It’s hard not to see it, I think we all agree that
G            A           D
Everything’s better with beer

[Chorus 2]
   G                A       D
No matter where you are, no matter what you’re doin
G       A           D
Any old time of the year
     G           A         D             Bm
It’s hard not to see it, I think we all agree that
G            A           D
Everything’s better with beer
     G            A           D
Yeah everything’s better with beer

Spoken:
Like Mexican food, Barbeque
Floating down the river in an inner tube
Everything’s better with beer