Late Last Night
I Was Speaking With My Wife
When She Turned Into a Momur
Tried to Put Me Uptight
I Said "you Don't Scare Me"
Then She Let Out a Scream
That's When My Heart Started Jumpin'
Like a Broken T.v.

She Was a Momur and It Was Just Like I Told Ya'
She Said "you Better Watch Out, I Might Bite a Big Hole in Ya'"

The Very Next Morning
I Was Watching Cartoons
When I Thought I Saw a Momur
It Was You Know Who
Well, She Backed Me in a Corner
Tried to Kill Me With a Broom
And Shouted Personal Remarks
From Across the Living Room

She Was a Momur and It Was Just Like I Told Ya'
She Said "you Better Watch Out, I Might Bite a Big Hole in Ya'"

Late Last Night
I Was Speaking With My Wife Again
When She Turned Into a Momur Again
Tried to Put Me Uptight Again
She Took Me Favorite Guitar
And She Smashed It On the Floor
When She Danced Around On Top of It,
I Thought I Might Get Sore

She Was Momur