Born the year of the Chia Pet
Blondes were in but I'm brunette
Vietnam and Donkey Kong
I was busy getting high with Cheech and Chong

Not exactly what you call book smart
But I had talent that set me apart
Had a plan to make it big
But the band bellied up, gave me the slip

Left my head in a storage bin
Nunchucks, sit and spin
Lunch box with the face of Chuck Norris
Laughing smoke trout I got from aunt Dolores

Shadow of who I used to be
From plot twists and enemies
Movers, shakers, dime a dozen fakers
Dumb luck never rubbed off on me

Airhead, circle in a square peg
Train wreck going off the deep end

Bread crumb, Pop Tart and ramen
I'm living off grid second from the bottom
Yeah, hit me up later, hear ya if ya holler
Got a case of beer and flamin' hot pockets

Throw tarot cards, send a message in a bottle
Rock neon hair, yeah, do the axolotl
Not big time here but there's grass so let's touch it
And remember dear, it's alright, alright, alright, alright

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay
Get up, get up, get up, get up
Again
And again and again we do it

Airhead, circle in a square peg
Train wreck going off the deep end

It's alright, alright
Get up, get up
Again