Step right up! Step right up!
Freaks who've lost their mother
And I don't know [?]
If you've got the band
We've got the show
Welcome, welcome
To Harmonica Andromeda

Welcome to hell
Oh, no, no, we are three floors below
We think you know, but you've [?] before
Once we come to the great, big, ugly
And priceless cuddler
If you [?]
We've got the show

See our distant ancient wonders
Flown from Sahara
Where [?]
And they're all so thrilled to meet you
So through the [?] to see you [?]

So long (for now)