Cm G  Fm Gm A# D# Cm (alternative)
E|-3--3--1--3--1--X--8--|
B|-4--3--1--3--3--8--8--|
G|-5--4--1--3--3--8--8--|
D|-5--5--3--5--3--8--10-|
A|-3--5--3--5--1--6--10-|
E|-X--3--1--3--X--X--8--|


A few notes:
- You can play the alternative Cm at the end as a nice outro!
Just pluck the snares from low to high and let it ring.
- In case the A# chord is a bit too tricky or just plain annoying,
you can play it as a power chord as long as you don't pluck the small e snare.


Intro:
Cm G Cm G


Cm          Cm     Cm
Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Cm                Cm     Cm
Takes a dump in a coffee can
Fm               Fm     Fm
Plays some games with a grudge
Cm                  Cm   Cm
Gonna shit out some anal fudge
     Gm   Gm   Gm                Cm    Cm G Cm Cm G
Look out, here comes some shitty games


Cm             Cm    Cm
Alcohol is his power source
Cm                  Cm      Cm
Takes a piss like a drunken horse
Fm            Fm      Fm
Climbs a wall then he falls
Cm                  Cm     Cm
This game sucks his spider balls
   Gm       Gm          Gm     Cm    Cm G Cm Cm G
Oh no, he's playing the shitty games


(Pluck the bass string first, then the chord itself:)
A#                D#       G        Cm
When he plays his games he feels so ashamed
          A#           D#
He shoots web from his wrist
              G               Cm
But now Spiderman's fuckin... pissed


Cm G Cm G


Cm          Cm    Cm
Angry Nerd, Angry Nerd
Cm               Cm     Cm
Rather suck on a frozen turd
   Fm            Fm     Fm
Or eat some crap from a moose
Cm                   Cm    Cm
Gonna chug down some poopy juice


G               G      G         Cm      Cm
These games are such a great big fuck-up
     G              Cm       Cm
They make you wanna throw up
G        G        Cm (alt)
All over Spider...Man...