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[Verse 1]
(Guy)
C          F                           C
If I could talk just as fast as I think
    A#
I'd have you quick as a wink
F     C             G          C
Cause I think I'm a feller you ought to know better
    A#          Gm        C
And I'd like to buy you a drink

[Verse 2]
        F
And the thing we ought to be doin'
   A#
Is sittin' here pitchin' and a wooin'
             C
Well I could say some things that would tickle you pink
                             D    F# G
If I could talk as fast as I think

[Verse 3]
(Girl)
             C
If you could do everything that you say
    F
You might get the time of day
    G
But so far buddy your lines are all muddy
      Dm         D        G
And I wish you'd just go away

[Verse 4]
C
I can handle insistence
    F
But kindly please keep your distance
       G
And as long as you're here you might as well stay
                                  C
If you can do everything that you say

[Chorus]
(Both)
F
Let's keep talkin' all night
        C
We're a man and a woman, at least that's right
    D
And these days you can't take a chance
        G                   C
At just anything walkin' in pants

[Instrumental]
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[Verse 5]
(Guy)
F
If I could walk just as fast as I talk
    A#m                  A#
I'd amble you out to the dock
         C
And we'd watch all the fishes and make a few wishes
    A#              G     C    D
And mine might give you a shock

[Verse 6]
      F
Cause the things you're apt to be hearin'
    A#
Are ever so sweet and endearin'
      F       C
You'd have to guard your heart with a key and a lock
                             F   F# G
If I could walk as fast as I talk

[Verse 7]
(Girl)
             C
If you could kiss just as good as you lie
       F                        C
Well I might just give you a try
G
But you're just braggin' and you're tongue is a waggin'
       F     D               G
Like a silly flirt when he's high

[Verse 8]
C
I have trouble conceivin'
   F
Of you and me up and leavin'
       G              D        G
But as long as you're here you might as well buy
                                    C
If you can kiss just as good as you lie

[Chorus]
(Both)
F
Let's keep a talkin' all night
        C
We're a man and a woman, at least that's right
    D
And these days you can't take a chance
        G                   C
At just anything walkin' in pants

[Instrumental]
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[Verse 9]
(Both)
F
If we could film everything that we see
     A#
We'd all be on the T.V.
G      C                                   G
It's a little bit foolish and sort of high schoolish
A#           G        C
But everyone seems to agree

[Verse 10]
             F
Though there ain't much new to be sayin'
    A#
The game is still worth the playin'
         C
We could laugh at ourselves and this whole comedy
                                    F
If we could film everything that we see

[Outro]
(Guy)
        C
But I'd still say things that would tickle you pink
                                  F
If I could talk as fast as I think