I want to tell you about my good fling
I ain't disclosing no names, but
He sure is a good friend, and
I ain't gonna tell you where he comes from
If I tell you, you won't come again, oh, hey
I ain't going to tell you nothing, but I do will, but I know, yeah

Now let me tell you about my girl
I open up a newspaper and what do I see?
Ahh, ah
See my girl, ah, looking at me

Ooh, and when she walks, she walks
And let me tell you, when she talks, she talks
And when she looks me in my eye
She's my baby, Lord, I want to make her mine, yeah
Ooh, tell me baby what you want me to do
And you want me to love you, love some other man, oh

They ain't going to call me Mister Pitiful, no
Oh, and I don't need no respect from nobody, no

Ah yeah, no, no, ah

I ain't going to tell you nothing, I ain't gonna tell you no more, no
She's my baby, let me tell you that I love her so and, and
She's the woman I really wanna love and let me tell you more
Ooh, she's my baby let me tell you, she lives next door
She's the one a woman, the one a woman that I know
I ain't going, I ain't going, I ain't going to tell

I ain't going to tell you one thing that you really ought to know, boy
She's my lover, baby, and I love her so, and
She's the one that really makes me whirl and twirl, and
She's the kind of lover that makes me feel the whole world, and
She's the one who really makes me jump and shout, ooh
She's the kind of girl, I know what it's all about
Take it on, take it, take it, take it

Ah, excuse me
Oh, will you excuse me
I'm just trying to find the bridge
Has anybody seen the bridge?
Please
(Have you seen the bridge?)
I ain't seen the bridge
(Where's that confounded bridge?)