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Once upon time
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on the Internet there was a guy
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a very deepy flawed man
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they called him Eric Bauman
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he was a total asshole
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and nobody knows why

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he traveled all around
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on the pulse of each phenomenon
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from Something Awful on to Fark
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with his trusty watermark
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he stole and stuck it all upon
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it wasn't fair
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to those from whom he stole
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but did he care?
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no not one bit
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and then he had the nads
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to sell some ads
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what a piece of shit
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oh, Eric


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Eric's quite a slut
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other people's work has made him rich
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he hired some male prostitutes
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dressed them up three-piece suits
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his faithful team of lawyers
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made the Internet his bitch

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'til Lowtax came along
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punched him in the face and banged his mom
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and Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced,
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had his dumb website erased
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well, sadly that's a lie,
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but if we all join hands
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and sing this song
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then our call will reach the sky
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and maybe Zeus and Thor
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will smite that whore
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I think it's worth a try

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Ebaumsworld is going down
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we gotta rise up from the underground
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and tell Eric Bauman a thing or two
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bout how stealing simply isn't cool
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so right now we're making that our mission
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and if that bastard doesn't listen
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we'll get sick of being lawful
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and brand his ass with "SOMETHING AWFUL"