Inside of everybody's head
Inside of everybody's head
There is a hum
There's a hum
There's a never-ending hum
And no one ever seems to notice it
No one seems to notice it
You have never notice it
Never, ever, never, ever
Until now!

Deep in the dankest corners of the human mind
Of any given person that you happen to see
There's rest a creature
Or more specifically, a creature
Hiding and sitting
In the churning
Boiling
Philosophical pot
Of self-aware chowder that we call though

This creature has a name
But it's different for each person
Mine is named Corey
And it looks like an armadillo
In kiss-make up!

Picture your spirit in a delicatessen
In the slums of the universe
Open sign dangling, daring all parasites
Giving you mosquito bites
Sucking the life out of all of your customers
But fear not!
It's your critter to the rescue
Hum emanating from its lips
And fear disappears
As the parasite trips
And land in a puddle
And that's your rebuttal
To the argument that you
Weren't even listening to
Because of the never-ending hum!