G                G                 C              C
If I was in the fridge,  would you open the door?
G            Em               D              D
If I was the grass, would you mow your lawn?
G             G                    C              C
If I was your body, would you still wear clothes?
G           Em               D               D
If I was a booger, would you blow your nose?
                C                  D
Where would you keep it? Would you eat it?
         G                      Em      C   D     G
I'm just tryin to give myself a reason, for being around

G             G                          C            C
If I was the front porch swing would you let me hang?
G             Em                    D                D
If I was the dance floor would you shake your thing?
G          G                      C             C
If I was a rubber check would you let me bounce
G      Em               D             D
Up and down inside your bank account?
         C                D
Would ya trust me, not to break you?
         G                    Em        C         D     G
I'm just tryin really hard to make you, notice me being around

( G )

G          G                 C           C
If I was a haircut would you wear a hat?
G          Em            D                D
If I was a maid, could I clean your flat?
G            G               C              C
If I was the carpet would ya wipe your feet
G          Em               D               D
In time to save me from mud off the street?
       C               D                      G
If you like me, if you love me, why don't you get down on your knees
    Em
And scrub me?
             C      D
I'm a little grubby
           G
From being around