Know you think you're the king of the cool
But me, i think the king of the fool
You can the idiots convince
You sadly can't convince me

Sad and uninspiring
Devoutless personality
Hideous and pretentious
And that's your positive side

Your brain cells few and between
Your character's non-existent
The funny bit is that you think
You inspire our very existence

Sad and uninspiring
Devoutless personality
Hideous and pretentious
And that's your positive side

You only preach to the converted
People who've lost the will to live
To them, you are a saviour
To me, you are a deceiver

Stop waving this fat book
You can't convince me bastard
Your sins are really countless
And you know that already

Sad and uninspiring
Devoutless personality
Hideous and pretentious
And that's your positive side