I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as I've got my plastic jeezus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
I'm afraid he'll have to go
He clashes with my radio
Plastic jeezus you won't get me far

Plastic jeezus plastic jeezus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
I'm afraid he'll have to go
He clashes with my radio
Plastic jeezus you won't get me far

I don't want kisses and I don't want hugs
Just want lots of sex and drugs
Knowing you wont get me far
Don't like walking don't like strolling
Just like good old rock and rolling
Plastic jeezus you don't get me far

Plastic jeezus plastic jeezus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
I'm afraid he'll have to go
He clashes with my radio
Plastic jeezus you don't get me far