G                               D
I am really special cuz there's only one of me.
G                                         D
Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy that people are jealous of me
Am                          E
When I get sad and lonely I like to sing this song.
Am                                Em         D            G    
It cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long. O-O-O
G             D  
I'm so happy, I can barely breathe
G                        D
Buttons, dogs, kitties (something), baby teeth
Am                             E
Watch out all you mothers, I'm happy, it's hardcore
Am                      Em   D           G
Happy as a coupon for a 20 dollar wh0re. Hahahahaha
G                   D
I'm so happy, I'm a sugar-coated me.
G                               D
Happy, good, anger, bad, that's my philosophy.

G      D    G     D

Speaking : I can't do this, man. I'm not happy.


G                               D
I am really special cuz there's only one of me.
G                                         D
Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy that people are jealous of me
Am                         E
These are my love handles, this is my spout.
Am                      E           D         G
If you tip me over, then momma said knock you out.
G                         D
I am special, I am happy, I am gonna leave.
G                          D
Welcome to my happy world, now get your sh!+ and leave.
G           D          G        D     G       D          
I am happy, I am good, I am...      I'm out of here!

G   D    G    D    G   D   G    D
Screw You!