she had a lion-like mane, she had the jaws like a skillcrane
and she was drippin wet with rum punch and hangin off the video games
at some sea-side arcade you know she looked pretty played
and we were bored on the boardwalk so we just started talkin
and there's laws against loitering so we all started walkin
we ended up back at my place, we mixed the ripple and the champagne
yeah and things got kinda strange

she said hey my name's juanita but the guys they call me ll cool j
cause i been here for years and you can't call it a comeback
if you never even been away and i ain't never been no place
she said these sea-side towns they get pretty grey after labor day
and could you be the boy who take we away into fortune or fame?

i said maybe not the fame but possibly the flames
maybe not the fame but possibly the flames and then i asked her
do you like lightin fires, do you like lightin fires
i been lookin for a fire lighter for hire
do you like lightin fires, do you like lightin fires