You know that
True love ain't an app
Or swiping left
Then swiping right
Cuz she was just your type

Super like
Cuz you seemed fly
Had a nice job
Wasn’t too old
And had no ex wife

Ooo tinder, you've got me fucked up
Ooo tinder, you've got me out of luck
Ooo tinder, you've got me fucked up
Ooo tinder, you've got me soo stuck

I’ll message you
Try to see through
Your hashtag selfies
But they’re boring
You’re a average dude

I need to
Get in the mood
Of being in love
But it is so hard
I’ve got attitude

I cannot hide
What is on my mind
But I can see if
You could be my
Real life kind of guy

Ooo tinder, you've got me fucked up
Ooo tinder, you've got me out of luck
Ooo tinder, you've got me fucked up
Ooo tinder, you've got me soo stuck

I’ll be downtown
At the coffee shop
Sitting in the corner
He would sit with me and stop

To talk to me
Like a human being
Instead of text
I think you’re pretty
You seem interesting

Oh my gosh
We would hit it off
Who would have thought
I could meet him
He is such a boss

I feel so lame
Cuz I don’t know his name
And in the end
This app just made me go fuckin' insane

Ooo tinder, you've got me fucked up
Ooo tinder, you've got me out of luck
Ooo tinder, you've got me fucked up
Ooo tinder, you've got me soo stuck

I'm sooo stuck

Oh, so stuck