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My name is Lucy Spraggan
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and I have 2,138 friends

On Facebook
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I only speak to around 5 of them

When I'm not 

On Facebook
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My friends comment and think
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I look thin

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That's because
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I don't even have a double chin

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I feel popular
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For having 10 notifications

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I feel deflated when my best friend
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Cancels our engagement

On Facebook 
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Didn't declare the fact
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That he has entered a relationship

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Because I know if its in my news feed
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Then it's serious

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If I broke you 
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And you broke me
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Can I automatically
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Assume that we 
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Are in a relationship
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Only its complicated 
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Time to put a C
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On you Facebook status
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I hate requests

For online games
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And made up middle names
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Notifications

3 out of 4 
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For Farmville or Mafiawars
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Tagged in a photo 

Then you know its bad when
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Your tagged in your x's 
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Stalker top 10

On Facebook
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If you broke me 
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And I broke you 
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Type my name 
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Right into youtube
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What is your status
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Goin' a playlist
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I'm Lucy Spaggan
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And this is a song called Facebook
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I can see your halo 
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Halo
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I can see your Halo
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Halo
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I can see your halo 
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Halo
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I can see your Halo
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Halo