I woke up this morning at 9: 23
I grabbed my remote and switched on ITV
There's only one man I'm waiting for
The only man for me
His name is Jeremy

Jeremy, Jeremy
Jeremy, Jeremy
Jeremy kyle
Can you help me out with the maternity of my first born child
Because my mother I detest her
I need a lie detector
From Jeremy, Jeremy,
Jeremy, Jeremy
Jeremy Kyle

Basically I went to the chip shop
And my boyfriend attacked me with a stick of rock
He left me there, yeh, he left me on the ground
And then he robbed me of £21

Basically at the end of the day
What you gonna do about it, Jeremy?
Jeremy, Jeremy
Jeremy, Jeremy
Jeremy kyle
Can you help me out with maternity of my fist born child
Because my mother I detest her
I need a lie detector
From
Jeremy, Jeremy
Jeremy, Jeremy
Jeremy Kyle