Don't Like Your Stare
Don't Like the Arm in the Air
Your Style Is So Brash
And That Silly Moustache

It Was, Tabletalk

The Evil I See
Sends Bad Vibrations Through Me
And Oh What a Square
With Your Diagonal Hair

It Was, Tabletalk

L Said to Gilly
'how Do You Do Tabletalk?'
'how Do You Do Tabletalk?'
And This Is What She Said;
'love Love Love Love...'

The Love of His Life
Too Close to Become a Wife
And the Death of This Girl
Came Close to Saving the World

From His Tabletalk