Who's Yr Favourite Person, and Do You Know Them Personally?
Maybe He's a She and She's a Reject, She's Just Like Me.
Does It Make Yr Bones Break, When Yr Sitting Thinking of Them?
Does It Make Yr Cold Heart Seize, Again, Again, Again, Again, Again?

I've Got Blu-tack On My Back
Got It Signed With Personal Thanx
Take It Down? You Bet I Daren't
I'm Hanging Over Like a Poster Parent

Wanna Know He's Mine, and That He'll Never Cheat On Me
Cuz Everywhere I Go, His Face Is All That I Can See
Maybe It's Just He's More Popular That I Assumed
Mabye I'll Go One Better, I'll Get His Stone Cold Heart Exhumed.

Boyfriend, Don't Try to Stop Me
Boyfriend, I Love You Equally
Boyfriend, But This Is Inherent
Boyfriend, I Need My Poster Parent