A                       
Please take care of your
C#m                        F#m
self Was the last thing I said

Right before that operator made us disconnected

A, C#m, F#m, E, D

A
Please take care of your
C#m                       F#m
self Was the last thing I said
                      E            D
Right before that operator made us disconnected

A
If you can't hear me right 
C#m                     F#m
now I've got a formula vow
That swears I'll do my best
   E               D
to figure out this situation

A, C#m, F#m, E, D

A
First of all
         C#m                       F#m
I'll explain why I cost all that water
                             E
and never fixed that leaking pipe
               D
That floods us to the ceiling
A                            C#m
An empty shot glass doesn't lie
                       F#m
So I fulfilled my appetite
And crossed my fingers
         E                    D
That the good Lord would take care of you and I again

A, C#m, F#m, E, D

A             F#m
So now that I sound dead
                     G
I'll try the road surrounded
                       D
And make sure that the bottle never bothers us again
A                   F#m
I promise this time really
                   G
I'm cleaning up sincerely
                         D
I'll make sure that the devil never bothers you again

A                       C#m
How I wish that you'd sold
                        F#m
me on all of those big goads 
                   E
Like being a good father
        D
not a careless liar
A                  C#m
Am I really that old,
                 F#m
Ignorant or too slow
to realize I've lost my golden ticket back home

A, C#m, F#m, E, D