Nothing that he will ever say will be worth hearing
He is just a waste of space, I wish he'd waste away
Saying inappropriate things at inappropriate times
Why can't he disappear or die?

Number One - everybody hates you
Number One - everyone thinks you're a cunt
Number One - when will you ever learn
You won't get between me and my girlfriend

Everything he does is two faced, has no opinion
Everything he does is pointless, repelling the women
He says that loves the girls, but the girls hate him back
Why can't he see he's a twat?

Number One - everybody hates you
Number One - everyone thinks you're a cunt
Number One - when will you ever learn
You won't get between me and my girlfriend

Number One - everybody hates you
Number One - everyone thinks you're a cunt
Number One - when will you ever learn
You won't get between my girlfriend and me