You're getting ready tonight to have the time of your life
Meeting up with the girls, ready to rock someone's world
Decide not to wear a bra, your breasts are your best feature
It moves their eyes from your face
Which is a fucking disgrace

So go and remember everything you say is wrong
And remember everything you do is wrong
And remember to try and make it last as long as you can
Because one day it will fall down

You get the bus into town and try to pull your skirt down
Get to a club and just drink until you're too drunk to think
Meet a clubber called Steve, who is too nice to believe
The next thing you know a kiss
And now you're going to his

So go and remember everything you say is wrong
And remember everything you do is wrong
And remember to try and make it last as long as you can
Because one day it will fall down

He pulls down your pants and you try to lie down
But you can't feel your head and you can't feel the ground
As he eases inside you, you see what he's done
But it's too late to cry out and way too late to run away
He's taking you every way that he can
You're alone in your mind but he's there in your hands
In the morning you wake up alone in the street
As you cry you get laughed at
Because you just fuck every guy you meet

So go and remember everything you say is wrong
And remember everything you do is wrong
And remember to try and make it last as long as you can
Because one day it will fall down