[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
Please and thank you, come right in
Now the king will see you, let your guard down
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N.C
Slowly
N.C
Softly
N.C
Sweetly
N.C
Slowly

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[Chorus]
A         E
 Hot faced, lamb woman
G#m     C#m
 Too quiet to be noticed
A       E
 Insane, what they all say
G#m               C#m
 Cry hard, you’re not that serious

   A                   E
 I wanna see myself malfunctioning
G#m             C#m
 I wanna see myself skip in place
   A                   E
 I wanna see myself malfunctioning
G#m                 C#m
 I wanna see myself skip in place

[Verse 2]
Please and thank you, come right in
Now the king will see you, let your guard down
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B|-----------------|
G|-----------------|
D|-----------------| x4
A|---2---2---3---4-|
E|-0---0---0---0---|

N.C
Slowly
N.C
Softly
N.C
Sweetly
N.C
Slowly

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B|---------|
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D|---------|
A|-3-4-----|

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[Bridge]
A                     E
 Is it really safe to say
    G#m             C#m
 If I calculate and sing it softly now
A                   E
 Why is yelling not okay
G#m                 C#m (strum once)
 A woman's voice is possibly threatening

     A                 E
 I'm always in the way
       G#m             C#m
 Can't look me in the face
    A        E
 Do I intimidate?

 G#m                      C#m
 What's your problem with me and feeling
A   E
 Tall
G#m                      C#m
 What's your problem with me and feeling
A   E
 Tall
G#m                      C#m
 What's your problem with me and feeling

[Outro]
Please and thank you, come right in
Now the king will see you
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B|-----------------|
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D|-----------------| x7
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E|-0---0---0---0---|

Let your guard down
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