Em                       D                     C
Greased sheets, leave my right hand free, it's hard to be alone
G                   Bm              Em
Deep heat, turn the lights off in my home

I love this


[Verse 1]
Em          D
My finger touch
C
I've been feeling stuff
G          Bm          Em
Dark meat, skin pleat, I'm working
Em          D
Oh, monkey glove
C                            Em
You threw away two pints of blood
       Bm            Em
It's alright, I'm jerking


[Chorus]
N.C
I love this
C                        D                     Em
Greased sheets, leave my right hand free, it's hard to be alone
C                   D               A
Deep heat, turn the lights off in my home
           Em            D
When I'm alone (Onanism)
         Am
It's automatic, oh
          Em          D         A
I dig for life in the eye of my thighs
          Em            D
I can't believe, petite mort
      Am
I'm a slave at your door
      Em         D             A
And I feel to be free, oh, the irony


[Verse 2]
Em          D   C
When I go blind, will you keep in mind
G          Bm
I had fun, I got it on
E
Endorphins
Em        D   C                       Em
I gave it all, but under patriarchal law
          Bm      Em
I'm gonna die a virgin


[Chorus]
N.C
I love this
C                        D                     Em
Greased sheets, leave my right hand free, it's hard to be alone
C                   D               A
Deep heat, turn the lights off in my home
           Em            D
When I'm alone (Onanism)
         Am
It's automatic, oh
          Em          D         A
I dig for life in the eye of my thighs
          Em            D
I can't believe, petite mort
      Am
I'm a slave at your door
      Em         D             A
And I feel to be free, oh, the irony
              Em
(I love this)