It’s getting boring as far as I know
It goes to shit every time you get in control
It’s as exciting as a cam in slowmo
So just get ready to count now here we go
Here comes the countdown so here we go
We’re in the countdown so here we go

It’s so pathetic like a lame lamecoaster

Upside down, even faster, we go
And everyday the same loop for both of us
Don’t wanna stand still in line as we roll
So just get ready to count now here we go

Here comes the countdown so here we go
It’s such a letdown but here we go

It’s so pathetic like a lame lamecoaster

And every time this ride’s stopping with me
And it’s so crazy, you have to agree

This ride is breaking down!

Here comes the countdown so here we go
It’s such a letdown but here we go

It’s so pathetic like a lame lamecoaster