School is a scam
College is fake
Your job is a joke
My brain's an egg

The cake's a lie
Here eyes a mess
And all my plans
Are just a guess

Now I never want to see another movie again
Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'

We all forget why we feel
And we all earn what we steal
But when you laugh in my face
It's 'cause you think this is real

Now I never want to see another movie again
Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'

Nothing prepares you for adulthood
I want to be a limousine machine
I'm always living in a suitcase
My fingernails laugh at me

So please rely on my words
While I make love to myself
Then put this whole thing away
Just like a book on your shelf

Now I never want to see another movie again
Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'