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[K.Flay]
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Hey I'm MC Lars, a wholesome kid
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So popular I messed with the Olsen twins
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Toured my ass off programming my laptop
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Comic book rich wearing Simpson's ascots
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Ask not if I'm dope cause I am you should know
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Selling out shows with my old school flow
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From Stockholm to Raven to iGeneration
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ICP and Public Enemy my inspiration
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 Oh aight, rock an A's cap daily
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Hot fangirls all calling me baby
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Wanna have Lars Horris in their backseat Taurus
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Cause my space game's bigger than Tyrannosaurus
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But you know that I ain't got time 
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I've been on my grind since 1999
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DIY and I'm living like a rock star
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Can't get hyphy but I ghost ride cop cars


[MC Lars]
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Well my name is K.Flay and I come from Illinois
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And when I rock the mic well I get all the boys
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I'm five foot seven I play by my own rules
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I'm so smart that Harvard was my safety school
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I'm a very good person, my pancakes are amazing
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I'm building up my game to make this industry my plaything
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I really like Muse and I dig Liz Phair
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I'm down with Zion I, I have dyed brown hair
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Yo SF living double majored in Psychology
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Slash Sociology don't ask for an apology
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When I'm like "GIRL POWER!" and you're like "Whatever!"
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I rock ProTools, Logic, Reason, because I'm very clever
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Ableton? Please! That's my steez, 
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I can easily pull nine awesome beats out my sleeve
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I flow better than Lars, but don't tell him that!
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On "This Gigantic Robot Kills" I ghostwrote half the tracks 


[Outro]
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Welcome to the MC Lars and K.Flay show
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We attack your ears like Vincent Van Gogh
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We got style, we got brains
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On your girl we're running trains
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With our rhymes and our beats
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So now check out our EP