[Intro] C#  E  G#m  B
        C#  E  G#m  B

              C#            E     
When you're climbing up a tree 
          G#m                B
And it's running down your knee
      C#         E          G#m  B
Diarrhea, (Diarrhea), Diarrhea
             C#             E     
When you're sitting in the gutter 
         G#m               B
And your eating bread and butter
      C#  E      G#m  B
Diarrhea,  Diarrhea
            C#                 E   
When your climbing in the the loft 
          G#m               B
And you tread in somethin' soft
      C#  E      G#m  B
Diarrhea,  Diarrhea
           C#                 E  
When you think you're having fun
         G#m          B
But you got a smelly bum
      C#  E      G#m  B
Diarrhea,  Diarrhea
      C#  E      G#m  B
Diarrhea,  Diarrhea
      C#  E      G#m  B
Diarrhea,  Diarrhea
      C#
Diarrhea