Ever had a hot date one of those can't wait and things go a little too far
In the middle of a good night have you ever got right in the back seat of your car

I said stand up have you ever been there
Stand up identify
Stand up tell us about it stand up testify

Ever met a woman late night roamin' party till your money was gone
Smilin' Mona Lisa loaded up your visa and took the bartender home

I said stand up have you ever been there...

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Thought I was a he man do it just for me man knew just what to do
Thought I was a hero she rated me a zero said honey child you ain't through

I said stand up have you ever been there...
Stand up have you ever been there...
Stand up have you ever been there...