C
Dont call me sam, cuz im not sam
              D              C
Thats right sam! Dont call me sam
             F                    C
Call me elwood, you could call me elwood
Am                 D                  G
Call me anything, dont call me late for dinner

[Verse 2]
                   C
And dont call me sam, cuz im not sam
              D               C
Thats right sam!, dont call me sam
        F                           C
Call me pinewood, you could call me pinewood
Am                      D                   G
And if im out on the trail, or the lonesome highway

[Verse 3]
                   C
And dont call me sam, cuz im not sam
            D                  C
Thats right sam! Dont call me sam
        F                            C
Call me greasewood, you could call me greasewood
Am                     D                               G
I live way out in the west, with the people i love the best

 [Verse 4]
                 C
And dont call me sam, cuz im not sam
            D                 C
Thats right sam, dont call me sam

       F                           C
Call me plywood, you could call me plywood
Am                D              G
Nail me to the wall, feed me alcohol

[Verse 5]
                 C
But dont call me sam, cuz im not sam
            D                 C
Thats right sam, dont call me sam
         F                           C
Call me scrapwood, you could call me scrap wood
Am                        D                                G
Im the part you throw away, but i've come back to stay and play

[Verse 6]
                C
But dont call me sam, cuz im not sam
            D                 C
Thats right sam, dont call me sam
        F                          C
Call me dogwood, you could call me dogwood
Am                      D                           G
I bark every time i see something that smell good to me
                 C
And dont call me sam,
N.c.
Im startin to get the picture, el wood pinewood greasewood plywood scrapwood dogwood
N.c.
Goodnight boy, From now on i know just what to callllllll you boyyyyyyyy