Well you can dance if you want to
I wanna watch you
I wanna watch you dance, dance, dance
Dance if you want to I wanna watch you
I wanna watch you dance all night long.

Front to the back left to the right
Who came here to get fucked tonight
By Mickey Avalon high as a kite
Lipstick red with my name in light
Lightnin struck crashed and?
Smashed the glass at the dragonfly
Back on the pipe but that's alright
Cause your bitch and my friend got you sleepin tight?
And so is your mom smokin tar?
Can't go far cause I stole the car
Hundred by the double with the needle in my arm
And the police man keep ringin the alarm.

Well you can dance if you want to
I wanna watch you
I wanna watch you dance, dance, dance
Dance if you want to I wanna watch you
I wanna watch you dance all night long.

One to the two
Three to the five
Who came here to get drunk and drive
Mickey Avalon and I guess at the time
At the town at the touch on my mother fuckin mind.
Sittin in Charlotte, North Caroline
On the greyhound bus caddy on my mind
Sun shine heroin and whine
And you wonder why your lady keep my telephone line
Ringing all the time
Can't you read the sign
Long haired hippies they need not apply
Hundred by the double with the crack in the pipe
With the police man keep flashin them lights

Well you can dance if you want to
I wanna watch you
I wanna watch you dance, dance, dance
Dance if you want to I wanna watch you
I wanna watch you dance all night long.

Ain't nobody on the mic as nice (who)
Mickey Avalon rollin' pink fuzzy dice.
Hit it take all your money and split
Out the back with your honey and my illegit kid
Sniffin riddlin at the holiday inn
Gettin loose in the pool with some juice and gin
Two sets of twins takin a swim
With a snorkle and fins in my aquarium
Hundred by the double with da bag of dust
And the police man got his hands on my nuts.
What!?
Whaat!?

Well you can dance if you want to
I wanna watch you
I wanna watch you dance, dance, dance
Dance if you want to I wanna watch you
I wanna watch you dance all night long.
All night long...