Eb           D
If I could write you a song,
             Gm
And make you fall in love,
         Eb      D           Gm
I would already have you up under my arm.
          Eb      D
I used up all my tricks,
            Gm
I hope that you like this.
         Eb      D
But you probably won't,
                  Gm
You think you're cooler than me.

         Eb       D
You got designer shades,
        Gm
Just to hide your face and
     Eb        D
You wear them around like,
        Gm
You're cooler than me.
         Eb       D
And you never say hey,
    Gm
Or remember my name. and
      Eb       D
It's probably cause,
                  Gm
you think you're cooler than me.

(verse 1)
        Eb           D
You got your hot crowd,
Gm
Shoes on your feet,
         Eb        D
And you wear them around,
           Gm
Like they aint shit.
         Eb    D
But you don't know,

     Gm
The way that you look,
           Eb
When your steps
       D           Gm
Make. That. Much. Noise… Shh

(pre-chorus)
      Eb   D
See I got you,
     Gm
All figured out,
          Eb         D            Gm
You need everyone's eyes just to feel seen.
        Eb       D
Girl, you're so vain,
     Gm                       Eb      D
You probably think that this song is about you.
 Gm
Don't you? Don't you?

(chorus)
           Eb           D
If I could write you a song,
             Gm
And make you fall in love,
         Eb      D           Gm
I would already have you up under my arm.
          Eb      D
I used up all my tricks,
            Gm
I hope that you like this.
         Eb      D
But you probably won't,
                  Gm
You think you're cooler than me.

         Eb       D
You got designer shades,
        Gm
Just to hide your face and
     Eb        D
You wear them around like,
        Gm
You're cooler than me.

         Eb       D
And you never say hey,
    Gm
Or remember my name. and
      Eb       D
It's probably cause,
                  Gm
you think you're cooler than me.

(verse 2)
        Eb        D
You got your hot crowd,
 Gm
Switching your walk,
         Eb         D            Gm
And you don't even look when you pass by.
         Eb    D
But you don't know,
     Gm
The way that you look,
           Eb
When your steps
       D           Gm
Make. That. Much. Noise… Shh

Pre-chorus
      Eb   D
See I got you,
     Gm
All figured out,
          Eb         D            Gm
You need everyone's eyes just to feel seen.
        Eb       D
Girl, you're so vain,
     Gm                       Eb      D
You probably think that this song is about you.
 Gm
Don't you? Don't you?

(chorus)
           Eb           D
If I could write you a song,
             Gm
And make you fall in love,
         Eb      D           Gm
I would already have you up under my arm.

          Eb      D
I used up all my tricks,
            Gm
I hope that you like this.
         Eb      D
But you probably won't,
                  Gm
You think you're cooler than me.

         Eb       D
You got designer shades,
        Gm
Just to hide your face and
     Eb        D
You wear them around like,
        Gm
You're cooler than me.
         Eb       D
And you never say hey,
    Gm
Or remember my name. and
      Eb       D
It's probably cause,
                  Gm
you think you're cooler than me.

(breakdown)
(Eb D Gm - using bass strings)
And don't you dare act like you don't know,
Know what's up,
Cuz your nose is up.
I'm approaching up. (Yup)
Like I can't give you winter in the summer
Or summer in the winter
Miami in december
Trying to look bored in them diors.(Diors)
She probably is,
Was acting shallow until
She find out how deep that my pockets is.
Mrs. pre-madonna,
This is your reminder,
That I think you're fine.
But I'm finer.

(verse 3)
Gm             Eb
Cause it sure seems.(Cause it sure seems)

Gm          D
You got no doubt(That you got no doubt.)
 Gm         Eb
But we all seem (We all seem)
  Gm                      D
We got your head In the clouds

(chorus)
           Eb           D
If I could write you a song,
             Gm
And make you fall in love,
         Eb      D           Gm
I would already have you up under my arm.
          Eb      D
I used up all my tricks,
            Gm
I hope that you like this.
         Eb      D
But you probably won't,
                  Gm
You think you're cooler than me.

         Eb       D
You got designer shades,
        Gm
Just to hide your face and
     Eb        D
You wear them around like,
        Gm
You're cooler than me.
         Eb       D
And you never say hey,
    Gm
Or remember my name. and
      Eb       D
It's probably cause,
                  Gm
you think you're cooler than me.