INTRO: G F


#1.
C
I'm a two pack a day man, smoke like a fiend, like a 

burned out bearing in a bad machine.
        F                                                   
I can't breathe in the morning til I get myself a 
          C
cigarette lit.
      G         F                     C
I say dad blame anything, a man can't quit.


#2.
C
I'm a brand new newly-wed married again, nine times 

previous and this makes ten.
           F                                                  
I ought to be kicked so hard til I can hardly walk 
          C
around or sit.
      G         F                     C
I say dad blame anything, a man can't quit.



CHORUS:
        F
Still I keep it up, keep it up, and do it all the time.
C                                       F
Every now and then I make up my mind to give it up, give 
                                D                    G
it up, throw it away..I usually change my mind later on 

up in the day.



#3.
      C
I'm a two pack a day man, smoke like a fiend, like a 

burned out bearing in a bad machine.
        F                                                   
I can't breathe in the morning til I get myself a 
          C
cigarette lit.
      G         F                     C
I say dad blame anything, a man can't quit.



CHORUS:
        F
Still I keep it up, keep it up, and do it all the time.
C                                       F
Every now and then I make up my mind to give it up, give 
                                D                    G
it up, throw it away..I usually change my mind later on 

up in the day.



#4.
      C
I'm a two pack a day man, smoke like a fiend, like a 

burned out bearing in a bad machine.
        F                                                   
I can't breathe in the morning til I get myself a 
          C
cigarette lit.
      G         F                     C
I say dad blame anything, a man can't quit.