A D A D

[Verse 1]
 A                              D
Dive if you'd take her as your bride
             A                                 D
When she's wrong would you swallow all your pride?
Bm                               E
You shouldn't want that at your age
         A                                   D
No, you can't thrust and parry through your life
            A                              D
You can't solve all your problems with a sword fight
Bm                    E
Swinging from a chandelier


[Chorus 1]
       A            G#      C#
Your tentacles are crushing me
           E
I'll come out when the weather gets nice
                                    E7
I'll be damned if I'll make you my wife


[Verse 2]
        A                            D
You're wrong, it's not that I don't love you
  A                          D
I do, but I'm too afraid to want you
Bm                          E
You only like me when I'm going away


[Chorus 2]
         A              G#  C#
You're sweet when you wanna be
           E
I'll come out when the weather gets nice
                                    E7
I'll be damned if I'll make you my wife

[Solo]

A D A D B B7 E


[Chorus 3]
       A             G#     C#
Your tentacles are crushing me
           E
I'll come out when the weather gets nice
                                    E7
I'll be damned if I'll make you my wife
        E                      E7
And as bad as I want you, get real
        E                              A   G# C#
I'm in love with your sex appeal, not you

A G# C# x2

F#m B E

[Outro]
 F#m      B          E               A      A A7
Maybe someday I'll think of you and smile
       E                B    A A7
I'll think of you and smile
       E                B    A A7 E
I'll think of you and smile