I suck (you suck!)
I suck at call of duty
You suck
You suck
You suck

I try to run and gun yeah, mp5 or ump
But every corner that I turn somebody's shankin' me
I switch over to noob-tube, rpg and semtex class
But spend most of the game exploding my own stupid ass
They tell me I'm as useless as a stripper with no booty
My friend I'm inclined to agree, cause I suck (you suck!)
I suck at call of duty
I suck at call of duty

You suck
You suck
You suck

I watch videos by blametruth, thunder, hutch, seananners too
I get myself all psyched up thinkin' 'I can do that too!'
I get online and my excitement turns into dismay
I rage and swear as 10th prestiges kick my ass all day
They tell me I'm as useless as a stripper with no booty
My friend I'm inclined to agree, cause I suck (you suck!)
I suck at call of duty
I suck at call of duty

Even when I think I'm in the zone
Still get sniped on overgrown
No-scope quick-scope not a clue
Dyin's all ever do!

I certainly ain't grizz
I try camping in a corner with a claymore and my rangers
But my hands start shakin' and my brain starts achin'
At the very first sign of danger
I can noob tube, tac-knife, m16 red dot it's all the same
I'll still go minus 50 kills in every freakin' game
They tell me I'm as useless as a stripper with no booty
My friend I'm inclined to agree, cause I suck (you suck!)
I suck at call of duty

There's no hope for me
I suck at call of duty
Can't even get a uav
I suck at call of duty
(You suck) there's no hope for me
(You suck) I suck at call of duty
(You suck) can't even get a uav