Nate, he was a big mistake
Oh Nate, all his dates inflate
It's Nate, loves to be butt-raped
that's Nate
Next Nick, that selfish little prick

Oh Nick, you know he makes me sick
It's Nick, his ass I'd like to kick
That's Nick
Now Steph...

Ok, now Steph's retarded
Well Joel, he's a big asshole
Oh Joel, he's a HUGE asshole
It's Joel, HE'S ONE, BIG, FAT ASSHOLE!
That's Joel
Our band, full of bullshit
That's our band, we're really sucking it
Our band, getting Jiggy with it
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

We're Idiots with Instruments
We can't play worth dick
We're Idiots with Instruments
We're Nate, Joel, Steph and Nick