G                                    D7
I'm not here just drinking someone's memory away

    C                G           A7               D7
But I wish I had someone I could leave so I could stay

    G                            G7                C
I'm not the kind who runs around and cheats on his wife

                   G               D7          G
Cause if I had someone to cheat on I'd go home tonight


                                D7
I don't like this honky tonking drinkin' all the time

    C                G         A7              D7
But I wish I had someone I was drinkin' off my mind

   G                         G7              C
If I had someone to do wrong I'd only do her right

                   G               D7          G
Cause if I had someone to cheat on I'd go home tonight


        C              G
There's no one at home waiting for me

                                   D7
No one to hold when I turn out the lights

G                             G7                 C
Once I knew a man who cheated and threw away his life

                 G               D7          G
Now if I had someone to cheat on I'd go home tonight

C            G               D7          C    G
If I had someone to cheat on I'd go home tonight