D
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
                    A
Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
                              D
Who could think you under the table

David Hume could out-consume
                   G
Whilhelm Friedrich Hegel
    A
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
                           D
Who was just as sloshed as Schlagel
                A
There's nothin' Nieizsche couldn't teach ya

'Bout the raising of the wrist
            D        B7          E7
Socrates himself was permanently pissed