Every time I feel alone and slightly blue
That's when I begin to think of what I'd like to start to do
And though it might not be the kind of thing that's quite your cup of tea,
I recommend you pay attention to the little dance you're gonna see..

(spoken) Now I love pigeons, and I love how they walk. And I've
invented a really cool dance called...

Doin' the pigeon
Doin' the pigeon
Dancin' a little smidgen of the kind of ballet
That sweeps me away
Doin' the pigeon
Doin' the pigeon
People may smile, but I don't mind
They'll never understand the kind of fun I find

(I think here Bert gives some spoken instructions about how to do the
pigeon)

People may smile, but I don't mind
They'll never understand the kind of fun I find.
Doin' the pigeon
Doin' the pigeon
Dancin' a little smidgen of the kind of ballet
That sweeps me away
Doin' the pigeon
Doin' the pigeon
Doin' the pigeon every day!