E                     A
Hey daddy, I've got a problem
     B                                E    B
Last night I took my girlfriend for a ride
        E                   A
And the way she touched my hand dad
  B                             E
I got this funny feeling deep inside
                        A
So I leaned over and I kissed her
   B                         E   B
I put my arms around her and then
         E                   A
Well she reached out and she slapped me
    B                                    E
She said, "You're just like all the other men"

[Chorus]
           C#m            G#m
Son you're talking to the wrong man
       A     E         F#m       C#m  B
If you wanna know what girls are all about
        E              A
You're talking to the wrong man
B                                 E
Still ain't got your mama figured out

[Change to key of F]
F                         Bb
By the way son, I've got a problem
  C                               F    C
I wonder could you talk with me a while
         F                    Bb
You see lately your mama she ignores me
C                              F
Hardly ever gives me a little smile
                                  Bb
So I was thinkin' maybe you could show me
     C                               F   C
The way you younger fellas comb your hair
        F                 Bb
Think I need to change my style son
          C                                F
Could you show me something really cool to wear?

(chorus: Dad you're talkin'....still ain't got my girlfriend...)

           Dm            Am
Dad you're talking to the wrong man
       Bb     F         Gm       Dm  C
If you wanna know what girls are all about
        F              Bb
You're talking to the wrong man
C                                     F
Still ain't got my girlfriend figured out

    F#                   B
So I guess we'll just go fishin'
         Db                                 F#   Db
Or maybe head out to that old gold course today
         F#                    B
When our buddies ask us about women
  Db                              F#
I think I know exactly what we'll say

            D#m            Bbm
Boys you're talking to the wrong man
       B     F#         G#m      D#m  Db
If you wanna know what girls are all about
        F#              B
You're talking to the wrong man
Db                                 F#
Still ain't got them women figured out
Db                                 F#
Still ain't got them women figured out