I found your mom's Facebook page before I even knew your name
I memorized your license plate, I know all the girls you dated
Last night you were in my dream, I put you in my diary
I thought you were kinda cute, now I know everything about you

Wrote you a love note, I don't even know you
Talked to you twice, but I think I'm gonna marry you
When you're around it's a little taste of heaven
Can't look away, cause I think it's an obsession

If I ever met your family, I know I'd know them already
I'm so sorry your grandma died, I should be hired by the FBI

Wrote you a love note, I don't even know you
Talked to you twice, but I think I'm gonna marry you
When you're around it's a little taste of heaven
Can't look away, cause I think it's an obsession

If any guy did this, he'd be a creep
But every girl does it, it it's not just me