F          C
Spread yellow gunk
              Am
On my pancake heart
                Bb
Country-churned girl
In my grocery cart


F C Am Bb

F              C
I paid for her dreams;
                Am
She taught me to cry
            Bb
Like watery knives;
Like rain from my eyes

[Chorus]
Dm F
        A                 Bb    Dm F
I can't believe you’re not mine
        A                  Bb
I can't believe you're not mine, Margerine

[Solo]
F C Am Bb x2

[Verse]
   F          C
Spread yellow gunk
              Am
On my pancake heart
                Bb
Country-churned girl
In my grocery cart


F C Am Bb

F              C
I paid for her dreams;
                Am
She taught me to cry
            Bb
Like watery knives;
Like rain from my eyes

[Chorus]
Dm F
        A                 Bb    Dm F
I can't believe you’re not mine
        A                  Bb
I can't believe you're not mine, Margerine

F        Bb
Margerine
F        Bb
Margerine
F        Bb
Margerine
F        Bb
Margerine
F
Margerine