F
I know what you're thinking
            Bb
What's Barney been drinking?
     Eb                            C
That girl was smoking hot

F
Yes I coulda nailed her
        Bb
But no it's not a failure
  Eb                                 C
'Cuz there's one thing she is not

Dm
To score a ten would be just fine
Dm/C# 
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines 
Dm/C                                    Bb  Bb/A Bb/G
          It's a truth you can't ref-uu-uu-uu-ute

Bb/G    Bb/A     Bb       C
 
                                           F
Nothing suits me like a suit

F    ( F Blues scale riff in bass)
 
F                                      
Picture a world where 
Bb
all the girls and boys
         Eb                        C
Are impeccably well dressed
          F                               Bb
That delivery guy in the jacket and tie
          Eb                                  C
That puppy in the double-breast

Dm
That '80s dude in mutton chops
         Dm/C#
That baby with a lollipop
Dm/C                                          Bb  Bb/A Bb/G
       That lady cop who's kinda c-uu -uu-uu-te

Bb/G    Bb/A     Bb       C

                                              Bb
Nothing suits 'em like a suit

Wingman I can wear
Bb/A
They're oh so debonair
Bb/G
The perfect way to snare
F
a girl with daddy issues

(F-G-A-Bb in bass)

Bbm
In navy blue or black
Bbm/A
Check out this perfect rack
Gm           F                    C
I want to give them a squeeze
                    Gm                           F
Oh really? Then answer these questions
            C
If you please