B             D
I turn on my radio

G                          E (low)
And all the music sounds hollow

B                   D
The first song they're playin' sucks

G                    E (low)
And the next one swallows

B                 D
The singer is whinin'

G                     E (high)
And the drummer sounds bored

B            D             G               E (high)
The guitar player's tone is like a Commodore 64


(Chorus)
G                  D
Don't settle for less

G                  D
Don't suffer the fools, no-oo-oh

G                  D
Don't give them your allowance money

A                  B        C
Let's shout, "Led Zeppelin Rules"

(Intro) x1

(Verse 2, same as first)
I turn on my TV set and I see the "American Idol" show
And people are wonderin' why all the kids are suicidal
Well, Jessica and Britney and Paris and Ashley
Well, they look so pretty
Then you ask me if I like their music
Well, I didn't know that they had any


(Chorus 2, same as first) x2
Don't listen to disco
Don't listen to punk, no-oo-oh
Don't listen to the (???) and all that junk, woah-oo-oh

Don't suffer the fools
Don't settle for less, no-oo-oh
Don't give them your allowance money
Let's shout, "Led Zeppelin Rules"