[C]                          F
I'm in love with my right hand
    C
Ohh yeah
[C]                                             F
He is always there, when i need a 5 minute friend
    C          (G)
Ohh yeah

                        Am
And i can speed myself up
               F
Slow myself down
                   (C)(C)  (G)(G)(C)(C)
As long as there's no one else a-round
          Am                F
It's just me and my adult DVD

(power chords)

[Ab]                            [G]
And i can freeze the frame at my favorite part
   [Ab]                       [G]
And pretend the the actress is here
     [Ab]                [A#]        [Ab]       C(bar on 8th)
I can pretend that Mandy Mammaries is here with me