I don't wanna be mean, but
Can we be a little nice?
Is that a thunderstorm?
Oh, not again (oh shit)
Oh, why?

Can I tell you something?
When life is filled with bad luck, haunting me
This coin slot is consuming me
Escaping, just a falling thunderstorm
I don't know how, am I joke? (Hear me out)

Would you bully me if I say
That everything that happens isn't a coincidence?
Call it bad luck, I call it my life
I refrain from going outside, 'cause this is my life
Oh-oh

Sometimes I'm feeling thirsty, and there's nothing left to drink
I wanna to this cute boy, but he's
Not really in looking my way
(In fact, he's) looking at the cute MILF
From across the bar, and asking to take a cute picture (what?)
I'm not really used to the scene
I can't really do anything, so I'll go home in shame

And I know I'm not mean for this life
Drink tequila to survive
My mommy said no sleepovers
My best friends were my games
And it gives me reason to believe that I should never go outside

Would you bully me if I say
That everything that happens isn't a coincidence?
Call it bad luck, I call it my life
I refrain from going outside, 'cause this is my life
Oh-oh

I refrain from going outside, 'cause this is my life
Oh-oh (oh God)
My life
Damn