[Intro] D5  G  D  
        Em  D  C  Cm
        D  G  D 
        Em  D  C  Cm

[Primeira Parte]

G
I know I have good judgment
E
I know I have good taste
      Am
It's funny and it's ironic

That only I feel that way
    C
I promise 'em that you're different
    Bm
And everyone makes mistakes
     D
But just don't

G
I heard that you're an actor
 E
So act like a stand-up guy
    Am
Whatever devil's inside you

Don't let him out tonight
   C
I tell them it's just your culture
    Bm
And everyone rolls their eyes
 D
Yeah, I know

All I'm asking, baby

[Refrão]

G      D/F#
Pooor favor
                Em
Que no tenga razon
  C     Bm  Am
Y pooor faaavor
        G          D
No me hagas llorar

Me acabo de maquillar lindamente

G
Heartbreak is one thing
  D/F#
My ego's another
 Em
I beg you: Don't embarrass me
               C  Bm  Am
Motherfucker, ah-oh
G      D
Por favoooor

( D  G  D  Em  D )
( C  Cm )
( D  G  D  Em  D )
( C  Cm  F )

[Segunda Parte]

A#
I have a fun idea, babe
          G
(Uh-huh): maybe just stay inside
    Cm                     Gm
I know you're craving some fresh air
 Cm
But the ceiling fan is so nice
     D#
And we could live so happily
  D
If no one knows that you're with me
         F
I'm just kidding, but really

Really, really

[Refrão]

G      D/F#
Pooor favor
                Em
Que no tenga razon
  C     Bm  Am
Y pooor faaavor
        G          D
No me hagas llorar

Me acabo de maquillar lindamente

G
Heartbreak is one thing
  D/F#
My ego's another
 Em
I beg you: Don't embarrass me
               C  Bm  Am
Motherfucker, ah-oh
 G      D
Y por favoooor

[Ponte]

C               D
  If you wanna go and be stupid
 G                       Bm
Don't do it in front of me
C                    D
  If you don't wanna cry to my music
  G                        B      C
Don't make me hate you prolifically

              D
Please, please, please (please)
              G       D/F#
Please, please, please (please)
  Em               D                C
Please (please), please (please), please
 C
(Ah ah ah ah)