[Intro]

Em   C
    (What is that up in the sky?)
G  D
      (Owww!)
 
[Refrão]

Em
Hailing taquitos
     C
It’s hailing taquitos
G
At the park, over the yard
D
Put on your bike helmet ’cause they’re coming down hard
Em
Hailing taquitos
     C
It’s hailing taquitos
G
Guacamole, sour cream
D
Is it nightmare or is it a
 
[Primeira Parte]

Em
dream? (Is it a dream?)
        C
They’re crunchy and they’re
G
fried (so fried)
            D
And they’re falling from the sky
          Em
(From the sky)
    C
You might want to stay in
  G
Inside (Lookout!)
D
(Owww, my eye!)
 
[Ponte]

Em
(News flash! Important information)
C
(Taquito’s coming down all over nation)
G
(Portland, Denver, Austin, Poughkeepsie)

(It’s a Taquito apocolypse-y)
 
[Refrão]

Em
Hailing taquitos
     C
It’s hailing taquitos
G
Run for cover, don’t be slow
        D
There’s beef, and chicken, and potato
Em
Hailing taquitos
     C
It’s hailing taquitos
G
Corn tortillas rolled up tight
D
Coming down fast with no end in
 
[Segunda Parte]

Em
sight (no end in sight)
        C
They’re greasy and they’re
G
hot (so hot)
          D
They keep falling from the sky
              Em
(They keep on falling) They’re kind of
C
pointy so they hurt a
G
Lot (Dude, watch out!)
D
(Oww, my other eye! Oh, why?!?!)

Em  C            G                              D
     (What is that?) (It’s the Tacobot Three Thousand!)
                     Em                      C
(He’s shooting the taquitos with his taco ray)
                                G                      D
(And turning them into harmless tacos) (We’re saved!) (Hooray!) (It’s a miracle)
 
[Refrão]

Em
Hailing taquitos
     C
It’s hailing taquitos
G
(Beef, chicken)
D
(Potato, cheese)
 
Em
Hailing taquitos
     C
It’s hailing taquitos
G
(Beef, chicken)
D
(Potato, cheese)

Em                         C
(Once again, thanks to the Tacobot 3000,)
   G                    D                                Em
(Humanity was saved. Or was it?) (Owww, my first eye again!)