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[Verse 1]
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Hello, my name is Paddy, I play this here guitar
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Hello, my name is Paddy, I like whiskey in my jar
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I come here to [Insert Bar name] to play my songs for you
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If you don't like them, you know what you can do

[Chorus]
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Hey Paddy,
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Play a song for me
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I paid $4 cover charge
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It's highway robbery

[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
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Paddy's short for Patrick, who is Ireland's patron saint
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He drove away the serpents in story that's old and quaint
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But Paddy's not concerned with any history to make
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He doesn't mind if any lassie wants to chase his snake

[Chorus]
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Hey Paddy,
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Play a song for me
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I paid $4 cover charge
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It's highway robbery

[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
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So, Paddy went a strollin' one nice November day
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He came upon a leprechaun, the little elf did say,
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"If you can catch me Paddy, you'll be a rich man when you're old!"
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Paddy, killed that fucking leprechaun and stole his pot of gold

[Chorus]
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Hey Paddy,
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Play a song for me
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I paid $4 cover charge
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It's highway robbery

[Interlude]
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[Verse 4]
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So Paddy went a travelin', he hopped into his car
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He settled down in Hollywood, way out west out thar
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He's had his ups n' downs, and he's made some big mistakes,
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Especially hanging out with Oj Simpson and Tom Cruise.

[Chorus]
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Hey Paddy,
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Play a song for me
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I paid $4 cover charge
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It's highway robbery

[Interlude]
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[Verse 5]
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Paddy took a fever, he nearly lost his head
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And early the next morning they found Paddy stone cold dead
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The doctor said, "good thing he has two sons who will survive him."
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The other doctor said, "I think I know a song that could revive him."

[Outro]
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Hey Paddy,
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Play a song for me
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I paid $4 cover charge
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It's highway robbery